When life gives you lemons, go ride Lemonade!
The Next Ride of the 2012 Grand Tour Season
Well it's late May and we have been on several rides this month. First was our ride
to Oceanside, another checkpoint. It was a beautiful spring day with sunshine and
warm temperatures. We left Vancouver and headed through downtown Portland and west
through the coast range of hills. We had planned the trip to arrive in time for
lunch. We like to patronize the businesses that help put on the Grand Tour by being
a checkpoint.
We arrived at Roseanna's Oceanside Cafe about 11:30 and went inside to eat. It is
a small place and we were seated at a table looking out at the water. Kathy ordered
a grilled sandwich and I ordered an open-
After lunch we turned up the coast and crossed the Columbia River at Astoria, returning home up the river on the Washington side. This was a one day ride of about 300 miles.
A week or so later we rode to Grass Valley with friends Sam and Trish. This time
we left Vancouver and rode a hundred miles up the Columbia River on the Washington
side. The Oregon side has Interstate 84 and is fast but boring. State Highway 14
on the Washington side is a 2-
Here we had lunch at Roadhouse 97. This is nowhere near as upscale a place as Oceanside
but lunch for all four of us was only $30, including tip. The four cheese steak
sandwiches and drinks were served on paper and not china, but we ate outside, had
good food and again enjoyed great weather.
Because the weather was supposed to be good for several days, an unusual treat in
the spring in the Pacific Northwet, Kathy and I had already decided to continue on
south to the city of Bend and camp for a couple days. We set up camp in Tumalo State
Park. We have been here before and it is a quiet park set in the pines and Junipers
alongside a river.
The next morning we rode into Bend and to the top of Pilot Butte. Pilot Butte is a volcanic cinder cone that looks east over Bend and off to the Cascade Mountain range. Everything sticking up is an old volcano, either the volcano core or a cinder cone.
We spent the day tasting beer. We parked the bike in the free motorcycle parking downtown and walked to five different breweries. As a home brewer I like to sample the efforts of others. And Bend is an excellent place to do that. It has ten breweries in a town of about 80,000 people. The breweries are all linked on the "Bend Ale Trail", an app for your cell phone that will lead you to them, tell you what they brew and what food and entertainment they have in their pub. If you pick up the passbook and get it stamped at each brewery you can get a free glass at the city's tourist bureau. We're halfway there. We plan to get the rest of them in July after our late June camping trip for Florian's birthday, combined with a trip through SE Oregon to get those checkpoints. In the afternoon we went to the park along the Deschutes River and read our books for an hour and a half to sober up. Then it was time to return to camp and dinner.
Dinner was at the Tumalo Feed Company, a steak house near the campground. We have
eaten there before and liked it very much. Business was slow on a Monday evening
but the service was good and the food was great. We each had the Rib Eye steak dinner
for $24. This consisted of a shared onion rings appetizer, a 12 oz. Rib Eye, baked
beans, country potatoes and bread with a dessert or brandy to finish it off. (Compare
this to the chintzy seafood sandwich from Oceanside. It did cost half again more
but was four times the food.)
Now it is time to head home. We do that by going over the mountains and through
an old forest fire burn. It is a fire that I was helping fight as one of the last
in my career.
In the foothills on the west side of the mountains is the Marion Forks Cafe, another
checkpoint. We now have five checkpoints, we're halfway to qualifying for our first
ticket in the drawing. This ride was about 500 miles (800 km.) long.
In the ladies restroom at the cafe was a sign that Kathy thought was very clever. So
clever, that she took a picture of it and is showing it to all her (female) friends.
This sounds like spouse abuse!!!
Oh well, she's pretty tolerant of my wishes and I'm going to keep her. After all, how many wives would camp all over Europe in a tent for seven months.
Now it's on to home and getting ready for our next trip. First we have the Oregon 500 and then we are going on "The 2.5 Mile Ride" in Coos Bay, Oregon.
The Oregon 500 is as the name implies a 500 mile (800 km) run in one day. It is
sponsored by the Rose City Motorcycle Club in Portland, Oregon. This is an all motorcycle
makes club that has a lot of GoldWings in it. The run starts near the airport at
the National Guard Armory and ends there.
The run is through the hills and backcountry of northwestern Oregon and southwestern
Washington, varying each year. This year it was south bound. We had short stretches
of Interstate but was mostly 2-
The ride is scored by, at the start, having your time and odometer read by an official. Then
when you return they do it again. Then they take all the times and all the mileages
and average them. The person closest is the winner. Then there are awards for time
only and mileage only closeness out to fourth place. There are also awards for oldest
rider (86 years old) and youngest passenger (10 years old), oldest bike (1967 Triumph)
and long-
To get to the 2.5 we took a circuitous route. We are doing a camping trip to pick
up checkpoints on the way to the 2.5. Sam and Trish have their Roll-
We head up the exact same route that Kathy and I came back from Bend on. After all
Sam and Trish don't have the checkpoint at Marion Forks Cafe. After breakfast/lunch
at the cafe we follow the highway back through the burn and through Bend.
Here we head west up into the mountains to take the Cascade Lakes Highway to our
chosen campground, Crescent Lake Cottages, also our next checkpoint. High on the
side of Mt. Bachelor the road we want to take is closed by snow (you can see the
backside of the stop sign in the left center of the picture), so we backtrack to
a lower road and take it south to the campground.
After a comfy night next to a creek we went on south and crossed back over the Cascade
Mountains and past the north entrance to Crater Lake National Park, which was also
closed.
After a very good ride through the forests, fields and valleys we came to the next checkpoint in the tiny logging town of Butte Falls where we had lunch at the Sugar Pine Cafe.
Then on to another tiny town named Williams for a quick drink and another checkpoint at the Out of the Way Cafe.
Another night's camping and we followed a very narrow one-
This narrow road was originally built in the early 1900's as a railroad for the logging
of this area. After logging trucks became more efficient and cheaper than railroad
logging, the rails and ties were removed and it became a road. Today the area alongside
the river is heavily protected and is a beautiful drive. Today the environmental
laws would not allow a road to be built like this through this area.
We had lunch (again) at a checkpoint. This time at Treat's Cafe.
We now have nine checkpoints. One more and we qualify for the drawing.
Lastly it is on to Coos Bay and The 2.5 Mile Ride.